December Doesn't Like June
Fact: I hibernate. Another fact: December reverts to talking in third person when she misses her December Fun Facts that are normally restricted to the month of December. (Follow December Lace on Facebook to join the fun- the more, the merrier!) When other other wealthy socialites were whisked off to summer camps or ritzy destinations in foreign countries for three months at a time, December demanded to be kept in a frosty, secluded location so as not to lose her perfect, pale complexion. December doesn't like cancer or skin disease, and pale is pretty. Da-da-da-dum-snap-snap So to address the numerous questions and various other remarks or complaints that I haven't been as readily available on my blog, I'm aware of my absence. I do miss all of you and I wanted to tell you that. I haven't forgotten about you, duh. I don't really like June though, and before all of you with June birthdays start throwing a fit, calm your Gemini-Cancer (the good kin